math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
“Never Grow Up is a song about the fact that I don’t quite know how I feel about growing up. It’s tricky. You know, growing up happens without you knowing it. Growing up is such a crazy concept because a lot of times when you’re younger you wish you were older and I look out into a crowd every night and I see a lot of girls that are my age and going through exactly the same things as I’m going through. Then I see, every once in a while I look down and I see like, a little girl who’s seven or eight. I just wish I could tell her all of this. You know, there she is, becoming who she’s gonna be and forming her thoughts and dreams and opinions and I wrote this song for those little girls.”
